This time I have a very special guest in the form of Jennifer Macey (@jennifermacey) who is a journalist by trade, but came over to talk about podcasts; something near and dear to my heart. This Wednesday (25th of November) in Wollongong Jen is teaching a workshop about podcasting called PODCAST SKILLS: Recording Oral Histories being run in conjunction with the Wollongong Writers Festival by the good people at Wild Rumpus. Tickets are $30 and can be purchased through the Wild Rumpus website. 

My bad it's anthropomorphic: ascribing human form or attributes to a being or thing not human, especially to a deity. NOT Anamorphic: the cinematography technique of shooting a widescreen picture on standard 35 mm film or other visual recording media with a non-widescreen native aspect ratio. 

Back again, for the 62nd time.. 

It's Michael Caton, not Michael Caine. You learn (or re-learn) something new everyday. 

We have a dream and it's ever evolving. 

There actually was a dog barking, but after edits it seems there isn't.. #mystery

They call it a pull start, it's more like a kick-start.

Us for king of everything.

So it was anal, and not arse. I blame the ambiguous spelling of arse/ass, it's not because I didn't read the article.. No not at all. Also, yes, the sound, I know.  

Mawwidge. It opens and closes it for us this time around. 

Nuglature. With a new (pod)cast member!

Lost cause? Or the second coming..

Hitch-hiking, good deeds, inherent prejudices, terminator universe, comics crap, Marisa Tomei is a legitimate milf (I  don’t know if she has children though; her wikipedia doesn't have a 'personal life' section), content addiction, AM radio.. In that order. (not really) 

Domestic KPI's

Human urinal cake

Rich v Wealthy

.. and much, much more! *smiley face*

Milestones. 

Week old politics, melted ashtrays, Star Wars, Star Trek, the Royal Family, streaming companies and Marylin Manson impressions.. Among other things. 

Am I out of touch? Short answer: yes.. Long answer: also yes. 

In a net. Hash tag, don't piss on the floor.

Am I turning my life into a public-access audio reality show...? Perhaps. 

DISCLAIMER : FLASH SPOILERS!

We cordially invite you to be a fly on the wall during a Friday night philosophy session. 

Starring the Nugg Daddy and myself. 

Hey remember last week when everyone was upset about the Bali stuff, feels like a year ago, hey? It's a fast, fast world, man. 

I'm so, so late.. Yet again. I guess you could say I'm consistent in my lateness, well that's how I'm spinning it.

The Nugg is live and direct from the land of Queen, and I'm where I always am. Ah the wonders of the internet. 

Recorded last Thursday and uploaded today, I'm sort of productive.. Sort of.

Matt and Gav came around and we spoke to the Zen Master Nuggsy Nug using the wonders of modern technology, and we PROVE TO THE WORLD, as well as some circles around the mighty toe, that the Nug indeed is alive, well and better than ever. Bee fuckin lee dat!

Maximum respect to my dudes Nuggsy and Matt for holding shit down for me this week on the internet front.. I'm late getting this one out, but this time I have the greatest of all excuses, more on that later.. If you've been listening, you know what's up. 

 This episode was recorded on the Friday afternoon that "the blue/black/gold/white dress" emerged, and features the one of the aforementioned wise men; Matt. As well as the un-silencing of the affable Silent Gav. 

Oh, and if you're not sure, put a smiley face at the end of everything. 

I'm pissed off at NBC for not making the #SNL40 clips available worldwide, oh the humanity.

I'm also pissed off at everyone crying about Kanye West; you know the more you complain, the more power he wields right? It's like that "Simpsons" episode where all the advertising billboards come to life and to get rid of them, Lisa writes an advertising jingle to stop the idiot masses from paying any attention to the giant donut man. KANYE IS YOUR GIANT DOUGHNUT MAN! But hey, it's no icing off my pastry treat, I love the donut man.. And the doughnut man, I don't discriminate.

Anyway, another episode that took ages to edit and upload because I'm a lazy piece of shit.

Nuggsey and Matt are back in full effect. There's talk of bonsai (is that the correct plural use?), the nature of the universe, concert etiquitte and the worldwide reach of the Superbowl. It's all over the place, just the way we like it. 

The intro and outro music is from a German emcee called UMSE, off the album "Kunst Für Sich", which translates to "Art in Itself". It was released on German record label, Jakarta Records last year. I have no idea what he's saying, but I love the shit out of it. I guess that makes me a flow strumpet.. I always knew I was a vain piece of shit. The beats are by a dude called Deckah, you can check his Soundcloud here--> https://soundcloud.com/deckahbeats

If you like the song at the end of this, and want to suss out some more from UMSE, Deckah and a plethora of other cool shit, head over to https://jakartarecords-label.bandcamp.com/music and peruse the fine selection they have up for offer. 

Here's a direct link to the UMSE album, https://jakartarecords-label.bandcamp.com/album/kunst-f-r-sich, the instrumental version of the album was released only a few weeks ago so there might be some vinyl still available. 

A Lego porn set was built, ideas were exchanged.. To be continued. 

A visit from @numsi46 and @Shrtmanspeaks.

#in_a_row?

Oh hey! ... We're back!

Producers* note: The Beatsie Boys album mentioned is "Check your Head", not "Ill Communication". 

*Me