Pod Kembla

Ellisplosion (@ellisfranklinn) is back, and this time he brought along his pal Chibanger (@GrandMasterChih), together they will form a psychedelic sex funk rap crew known as "The Vaginamite Twins," kind of like the ATL Twins but they aren't siblings that I know of, and don't share women.. Well, I can't confirm or deny the last part but hey, maybe they get down like that.. That's beside the point, they will be huge and in turn make me mega rich. I'll be Dapto to Port Kembla Connects very own Jermaine Dupri. 

Direct download: PodKembla_181013_Post_irony.m4a
Category:Pseudo Comedy -- posted at: 7:34pm AEDT

Episode 28. Pretty Boyz.

In this very special episode, Numsi and myself attempt to "get in" on the youth market, or trends, or whatever they're saying and we fail with spectacular form as per usual. Our young guest, Ellis, is a recent expat from the States, as in United. We quiz him about being American, Miley Cyrus (of course), and a myriad of other wonderful and thought provokingly* groundbreaking  concepts, imploding all time and space and the idea of philosophy in general. Now, a word from my father: "You're full of shit."

*I think I may have just invented that word.

Direct download: PodKembla_300913_Pretty_Boyz.m4a
Category:Pseudo Comedy -- posted at: 9:33pm AEDT

Episode 27. "You're white, I thought it was accepted."

It's another triumphant return by Numsi and Pork Chop, and we're celebrating Pork Chop aka Hollywood's' birthday. Pork Chop and his band, the Lamb Cutlets have just released an EP titled 'Make it So' and will be celebrating its release today (Sunday 22nd September) at The Den, which is located upstairs at City Diggers in Wollongong. I wrote a knob slobbing piece about his EP a little while back (read it here) and it is certainly worth a listen. We also talk about tattoos, like the wankers we are. ALSO on 26th of September at the Hard Rock Cafe Dlinkwnt will be competing in the State Final of the National Uni Band Comp.. If you're in the neighborhood, go along and have a gander.. And cheer them on! "this podcast is a jazz song, bayvay"

Direct download: PodKembla_170913_HollywoodBirthday.m4a
Category:Pseudo Comedy -- posted at: 3:19pm AEDT

Episode 26. The full-on Ghandi.

It's a week and a half before the election and Miley Cyrus has just shocked the world shaking her little behind; take a trip back in time to over a fortnight ago. Well, that's how we start it off anyway. However, Trait brings the heat and we have what some might consider a semi intelligent discussion. Until I start talking about Boogie Nights. This is the last one with Trait for a little while as he has just got married. From Pod Kembla land I'd like to extend a massive congratulations to Trait and his lovely bride. So while he enjoys his honeymoon, enjoy the sweet sounds of myself and 'The Nasal' enjoying the sweet freedom of speech we enjoyed and at the moment still enjoy.. Watch this space.. Enjoy!

Direct download: PodKembla_290813_Nuptrait.m4a
Category:Pseudo Comedy -- posted at: 1:59pm AEDT

Episode 25. Dapto Displaced.

Was it a Roald Dahl book where someone makes a shit sandwich? We recorded this the other day and I still haven't found my way to the bottom of that mystery.. Well, in other news @Traitism is back and subject to my abstract theorem in regard to a linear conversation. Don't forget! This week Trait and the LA'Division have the "Washed Up" exhibition at the LOFI Gallery in Sydney.

If it is no longer this week, then strap yourself in for another roller-coaster of charming blissful ignorance; Pod Kembla. You're welcome. :-*

Direct download: Podkembla_190813_Ep_25.m4a
Category:Pseudo Comedy -- posted at: 10:22pm AEDT

Episode 24. Justify your insurance.

Poor @Traitism has to listen to my complaints about famous people on instagram for the first fifteen minutes. Then it's another hum dinger of an episode, with no real theme or purpose. But hey, I dare you not to listen. Anyway, Trait and his LaDivision comrades have an exhibition this Thursday at Lo Fi Collective in the big smoke, so if you're in the area check it out. Also, have a look at Trait's store at http://trait.bigcartel.com to get some art goodness. 

Direct download: PodKembla_120813_Ep_24.m4a
Category:Pseudo Comedy -- posted at: 10:59pm AEDT

@Traitism and his mate Woody came over to talk about the recent changes in government. By talk about, I mean explain to me what happened. I was building Star Wars Lego and watching Man of Steel when it all happened. Don't forget, if you're in the Wollongong area check out Trait's spectacular artwork behind the Illawarra Performing Arts Center and just around the corner on the panels at the Wollongong Art Gallery. 

Direct download: PodKembla_010713_NMC.m4a
Category:Pseudo Comedy -- posted at: 4:53pm AEDT

Episode 21. Non-disclosure.

No description available. 

#stonedcamel

Direct download: PodKembla_200613_Non-disclosure.m4a
Category:Pseudo Comedy -- posted at: 10:08pm AEDT

Episode 20. Fairly well behaved.

This time @angrychefnumsi is in the hosting seat and he interviews Marcelo Baez, albeit with Tilley and myself as their microphone connected audience. Marcelo is an illustrator and comic book artist working locally and Numsi, Tilley and myself spend an hour and a half picking his brain about all things comics, with our usual brand of conversational gymnastics.

I cannot stress how awesome Marcelos art is, so instead check these links..

http://www.littlehammer.com

http://marcelo-baez.blogspot.com.au

Direct download: PodKembla_160613_Marcelo.m4a
Category:Pseudo Comedy -- posted at: 7:26pm AEDT

Episode 19. Selling your a***

@Traitism has come up with a genius new way to sponsor Graffiti artists, and I fill him in on a recent "conflict" I found myself involved in..

ALSO - check ladivision.tv for details on Trait and the rest of the la division and their upcoming show!  Also Pork Chop makes a small cameo with news of a returning unknown favourite. Oh shit! #asknumsi #itiswhatitis #rapper5minutes?

Direct download: PodKembla_110613_Letters_to_the_editor.m4a
Category:Pseudo Comedy -- posted at: 10:27pm AEDT

Episode 17. F*ck yeah, Vinnie Jones.

@Traitism and myself decided to critique a young mans facebook post. In hindsight I feel like a bit of a dickhead as I have a podcast that pretty much does the same thing in terms of highlighting my own ignorance and stupidity. Ah, bless the internet. Luckily Trait is there to explain a few of the finer points and provide me with some context. Don't forget marfuckas, #ASKNUMSI

Direct download: PodKembla_270513.m4a
Category:Pseudo Comedy -- posted at: 10:04pm AEDT

Episode 15. Slosh pit.

In this one I have local artist, Shane from longhoundstudio.com over for a chat about comic books. We've crossed paths over the years and always have good chats about music and cartoons. Most recently he designed the poster for the Pork Chop headlined, Toxic Toybox; Chainsaw Mascara's album launch, hosted by Chaplin Arts. He does some really cool work and has done posters for many a local band. Check out longhoundstudio.com and go and click like on Facebook. 

Speaking of Pork Chop, he along with Tilley are on the intro this week. It is our usual hilarious brand of vulgarity. 

Direct download: PodKembla_220513.m4a
Category:Pseudo Comedy -- posted at: 11:03pm AEDT

Episode 14. Once you've had grub, you wanna.. Show love?

My mayne @traitism is planning his wedding, to me it seems stressful. Luckily for me I'm living vicariously through his experience and I spend my days putting photos of my cat on instagram. Me being me, we end up talking about strippers. If you haven’t recently been to thetraitist.wordpress.com go and have a look because old mate Trait has been churning out the blogs.

ALSO! We've got a new segment in the show called #ASKNUMSI. So either hit us at podkembla@gmail.com of on twitter with the hash tag: #ASKNUMSI with any questions for our resident expert on everything; @angrychefnumsi. "He's like Gordon Ramsey, Dr Phil and Mr T in one dude.." I'm quoting myself now.. Yes, we're THAT kind of podcast. 

Direct download: PodKembla_130513.m4a
Category:Pseudo Comedy -- posted at: 10:36pm AEDT

Episode 12. One way ticket to Mars?

It's me and @traitism back again, this time we talk about outer-space.. Kinda. Also, I mention that I will be uploading episodes every Wednesday; well it's obvious that isn't happening. One day I'll get my shit together, until then enjoy another episode of myself and Trait and our hour of blue-collar philosophy. I know, “our hour.” It seemed like a good idea at the time. 

Direct download: PodKembla_300413.m4a
Category:Pseudo Comedy -- posted at: 9:33pm AEDT

Episode 11. You can be my DJ, and I'm like, a bad rapper.

@Traitism is back and we talk about one of our favourite people; John Oliver, which inevitably leads to us discussing politics. Or at least, we make our best attempt. As always, go and have a look at thetraitist.wordpress.com where old mate Trait is becoming quite prolific with the blog posts. It makes me feel lazy. Well that, and the fact I’m lazy. The episode title is in reference to something that#KINGPHAT (artist formerly known as Delicious Driver) and I recorded as an intro but I decided not to include it. So it's a tribute to what was, but now is not.. Or something.

Enjoy the show!

Direct download: PodKembla_240413.m4a
Category:Pseudo Comedy -- posted at: 7:30pm AEDT

Episode 10. No Sell-out.

The Big Payback was a Wollongong community radio show on 106.9 VOX FM that ran for twenty years from 1990 until 2010. If you've listened to earlier episodes, you'll know I have a very short, but memorable (probably not so much for them) relationship with VOX FM. 

This week, the oh gee SKOOP, one of the founders of the show and one of the first hip-hop artists in the region, sits down and educates me on the early days of hip-hop culture, in this region, country and around the world. I'd like to send a colossally massive thanks to SKOOP for coming down and waxing philosophical with me.

Direct download: PodKembla_150413.m4a
Category:Pseudo Comedy -- posted at: 11:08pm AEDT

Episode 9. Revelations. (#metapodcasting)

@traitizm is back to help me make some in depth discoveries about both my inner and outer selves, don't worry it's not sexual. We also talk about other podcasts, shitting in the woods, elective surgery and more! Check out Traits new blog at thetraitist.wordpress.com. Peace bish!

Direct download: PodKembla_080413.m4a
Category:Pseudo Comedy -- posted at: 7:50pm AEDT

Episode 8. Piece of arm, peace of mind.

SEAN MOTHERFUCKING SHEAP!

@SeanSheap1 stopped by to chat about hip-hop history, and in particular we delve a little bit more into local Wollongong hip-hop history. We also talked about comic books, the ABC and how to make something called a 'lung'.

In a shocking turn of events we attempt (by checking Wikipedia) to get to the bottom of the mysterious origin of the word 'Kembla'. Plus I debut our new intro theme (at the end of the show) made by a very good friend of mine.. Let us know what you think.

Poice karnts.

Direct download: PodKembla_010413.m4a
Category:Pseudo Comedy -- posted at: 7:01pm AEDT

Episode 6. Mirxism.

@Traitism is back and along with him he brought Mirx, AKA @ABSORB77 (on Instagram), one of the only real renaissance men I've ever met. We try to make sense of whatever the fuck happened last week in Australian politics. Afterwards we pick Mirx's brain for a good hour about all things hip-hop. Well, for the most part. 

Direct download: PodKembla_250313.m4a
Category:Pseudo Comedy -- posted at: 10:55pm AEDT

Episode 5. Pointless Insults.

This one is a noisy one with myself, @angrychefnumsi, @traitism and @dlinkwnt, and yeah it opens like an episode of Breaking Bad. You've been warned now. However! I guarantee you'll fall over laughing when @angrychefnumsi starts going off on scooter afficionados.

Direct download: PodKembla_120313.m4a
Category:Pseudo Comedy -- posted at: 10:29pm AEDT

Episode 2. Two white guys talk about racism.

Last week local artist Trait and I got into a sparing match with a Christian group with homophobic and somewhat racist undertones on Facebook.. Yep, Facebook. We both in turn got blocked from the page for our vocal opposition to their bigotry. So I sat down with Trait to talk about what had happened, as well as variety of other things that eventually devolves into myself admitting to being threatened by the idea and ideals of Alan Moore, whatever that means. All in all it's a lovely chat and a big thank-you to Trait for stopping by.

Direct download: PodKembla_130213.m4a
Category:Pseudo Comedy -- posted at: 8:25pm AEDT

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